To top off everything, everyone I see tells me: "you look like shit", "you look horrible", "wow, you look bad." It really makes me happy, feel really good about myself and better about my sickness. Thanks!
So I finally decided to go to the University health center to get help for my cold/flu/snotty/coughy/sneezy mixture.
They made me wait, forever. Jerks just left me wallowing in my sickness, dripping snot on myself.
I get called up and they asked me for insurance, which I gave them. All is great. Blah blah blah. Then my make me go BACK to the waiting room, where I drip more fluids all over everything (haha, thats what you get for making me wait all by myself, I'l infect everyone out of spite!)
Finally, I get back into the doctors office and they are the rudest people ever. They assume that because I'm a college student and I'm female that they automatically conclude I'm a whore and I'm pregnant. Trust me, I'm not pregnant nor am I a whore. Plus, I don't think that having a faucet for a nose is a symptom of either. Geez! How stupid to do you have to be?! I came in for help with a my cold/flu/snotty/coughy/ sneezy mixture and they automatically assume that!? WTF?! So, I eventually convinced them that all I'm here for is a cold/flu thing and they unwillingly diagnose it. Literally, it was like pulling teeth to get them to diagnose anything other than whoredom.
Although they weren't very helpful they did manage to tell me I look like shit!
