Mmm...leathery

People constantly make fun of me because I'm so white. I literally can see my veins through my skin in some places. Ghostly. But it's ok, I like it. I will never become prematurely wrinkly. I understand that a tan looks great, sure. But I'm just not into the whole sun damage aspect. People have also suggested sunless tanners to me but I'm hesitant to use those too because I don't want some weird chemical being absorbed into my body... Knowing my luck I'd turn into something weird.

So back to tanning.
When your younger than 25 tanning is acceptable, for the most part. Maybe even when your 30. But after that, come on, you're not 20 anymore. No one wants to see your icky butt roasting in the sun. Don't even get me started on women who tan topless who are OVER 40. Gross.

Let me show you what your doing to your skin... drawing style!

 Though you may not see the result immediately you will eventually look like this.... 

Which reminds me of...

Mmm... leather skin.